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Apr

Knock-knock jokes

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My two-year old is turning into quite the comedian. He’s currently specializing in knock-knock jokes. Here’s a couple of recent gems:

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Baby Jesus.
Baby Jesus who?
Baby Jesus had luck.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Truck.
Truck who?
Truck you haven’t seen about.

You might need to let those sink in a bit for the underlying humor to set in.